Episode 22 - Sarah Palin Travels To Haiti; Helps No One

Run Time - 28:33

UK Students Protest Loss of Beer Money.

Sarah Palin Travels To Haiti; Helps No One.

Men Carry Health Tonic In Their Ball Sack

B.C. Cops Want To Know About Crime Now.

Episode 21 - Space Bugs Not Actually Space Bugs

Run Time - 24:18

Topics This Week:

-Space Bugs Not Actually Space Bugs.

-Indonesians Realize Science Gets Them Less Melted.

-Canadian Tom Flannagan Embraces Wikileaks: Is Asshole In Public.

-Quebecers Unanimously Refuse To Be Less Drunk.

Episode 20 - Wikileaks Takes An Information Dump On The World

Run Time - 19:47

This Week's Topics:

Wikileaks Takes An Information Dump On The World.

Citizenship Test Proves We Are Canadian.

NATO Wouldn't Know The Taliban If It Walked Into Camp And Asked For One Hundred Grand.

Episode 19 - Pope Opens Backdoor For Gays

Runtime - 24:06

This Week's Topics:

The Sober Senate Charged With DUI.

Alberta MLA/Doctor Overdoses Premier With Truth Injection

Pope Opens Backdoor For Gays

Episode 18 - The G20 Tells Itself To Fuck Off

Run time - 21:21

-Aung San Suu Kyi is released, pissed.
-The Government and the Opposition boringly agree on Afghanistan mission.
(Plus a special feature on Parliamentary Budget Officer Kevin Page. Badass!)
-The G20 Tells Itself to Fuck Off

Episode 17 - California's Mystery Missile

Run Time - 29:37

-California's Mystery Missile.
-Chinese "Wizard of Disguise" Greeted In Vancouver By Captive Audience
-Scientists Turn Skin Into Blood; God recoils.
-Burma's Best Shitty Election Yet.

Episode 16 - Randy Quaid is murder worthy

Runtime is 22:08

-Pandas Pimped Out To Cuddle-starved Canadians

-Randy Quaid Is Murder Worthy

-Minister Bans Thing That Doesn't Exist

Episode 15 - Rob Ford Wins!

Episode 15 - 9:56

Ian and Brian live-podcast the results of the Toronto mayoral election.
We promise not to talk about this election anymore. We promise this is different from last week when we promised not to talk about it anymore.

Episode 14 - Boring Edmonton Gets Bumped For Bieber

Episode 14- 29:59

Is this episode late because we took extra time to pack it with great mayor news? No!

-Conservative Calgary Elects Liberal Mayor
-Liberal Toronto To Elect Conservative Mayor
-Boring Edmonton Gets Bumped For Bieber

Episode 13.5 - Monkeys!

Episode 13.5 - 11:33

Happy Thanksgiving! Ian prioritized his family over recording a new Puffin. What a dick. Here's a conversation that we couldn't fit into episode 13. Monkeys!

Episode 13 - Whore News

Episode 12 - 16:32

-Whore News
-Dead Baby News
-Stupid Baseball News

ITunes Subscribers: Episode 9.5 was incorrectly uploaded, as you probably noticed. We fixed the mistake and BEARS! can now bear heard on ITunes.

Episode 12 - India Hosts The Commonpoop Games.

Episode 12 - 19:52

-India hosts the Commonpoop Games.
-Iran tests out new material at UN's open mic night.
-Peruvian mayor victim of political skullduggery.

Episode 11 - Afghans vote in elections; some survive.

Episode 11 - 27:54

-Toronto elitists are anti gun and therefore pro crime.
-Oil companies refuse to pick up their toys in Gulf.
-Afghans vote in election; not all of them die.

Episode 10 - Ottawa May Fund Non-existent Hockey Team.

Episode 10 - 20:55

-Ottawa may fund non-existent hockey team.
-Trapped Chilean miners prefer carbon monoxide to oxygen.
-When posting hate on the internet, what browser does Pastor Terry Jones use? Firefox.

Episode 9.5 - Bears!

Episode 9.5 - 6:15

-Bear gets stuck in jar
-Bear gets stuck in car
-Connection?

[Due to a wedding in a hurricane, this episode is not only late but a b-side. Did we learn to manage our time better? Hell no! We only learned that weddings are better in hurricanes. Try it sometime.]

Episode 9 - Harper Uses Endangered Whales To Protect Endangered Petroleum

Episode 9 - 27:35

-Canadian Idol is destroying Canada, literally almost.
-Non-political Glenn Beck has non-political rally on non-political MLK anniversary.
-Harper uses endangered whales to protect endangered petroleum.

Question of the week:

What is name of Khurram Sher's terror cell musical act?

Episode 8 - Renaming the Lower Manhattan Muslim Fun-zone

Episode 8 - 18:58

-Renaming the Lower Manhattan Muslim Fun-zone
-Reviling Rob Ford
-Revealing the identity of Northern Canada's true leader.

Episode 7.5 - Ice Cream Cake Turns Tragic

Episode 7.5 - 8:12

Brian and Ian couldn't get their act together on the biggest party weekend of the year (Scott Pilgrim vs The World premiere) and the podcast is not ready. However, we have a lovely b-side for you that was cut from last week's cast.

Topic:

Texas inmate proven innocent after 27 years in prison; too angry to be released.

Episode 7 - 'Vitamin Water' Is Obviously Unhealthy

Episode 7 - 15:51

-Stockwell Day Cracks Down On Jay-walkers And Loiterers.
-California Judge Makes Marriage Gay.
-'Vitamin Water' Is Obviously Unhealthy.

Episode 6 - Wikileaks Tells Us Things We Already Know

Episode 6 - 18:31

-Wikileaks Tells Us Things We Already Know
-Butch RCMP Officer Don't Like Being Yelled At
-Some Americans/Racists Are Angry That Muslims Live In New York City

Episode 5 - Statistician Rave Party

Episode 5 - 14:42

-Statistician Rave Party
-The verbal taunting of Tobago begins
-Helena Guergis threatens legal dick action
-Swiss Chalet blows our minds

Episode 4 - Hot Deals on Gulf of Mexio Cruises

Episode 4:

-The Conservative government is interested in your penis.
-Canada's jacked up military
-Hot Deals on Gulf of Mexio Cruises

Episode 3 - New Governor General

New Governor General Needs Wrestling Name.
British Columbia Cuts Everything.
International Spies Are Still Sexy.

Episode 2 - The Queen Visits Canada

G20 post mortem.
The Queen does things!
And a new segment where we discuss things we don't know much about: Michael Ignatieff's summer plans and Poland's President who may have faked his own death.

Episode 1 - G20 Spectacular

Episode 1: The inaugural installment of The Puffin! This week Brian and Ian discuss the G20 Summit, happening next weekend mere blocks away in Toronto. Also discussed: possible terrorist incentives, Nick Clegg’s place in the Harry Potter canon, and why Roy Halladay deserves a spot at the G20 table.