Saturday, December 18, 2010
Run Time - 28:33
UK Students Protest Loss of Beer Money.
Sarah Palin Travels To Haiti; Helps No One.
Men Carry Health Tonic In Their Ball Sack
B.C. Cops Want To Know About Crime Now.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Run Time - 24:18
Topics This Week:
-Space Bugs Not Actually Space Bugs.
-Indonesians Realize Science Gets Them Less Melted.
-Canadian Tom Flannagan Embraces Wikileaks: Is Asshole In Public.
-Quebecers Unanimously Refuse To Be Less Drunk.
Friday, December 3, 2010
Run Time - 19:47
This Week's Topics:
Wikileaks Takes An Information Dump On The World.
Citizenship Test Proves We Are Canadian.
NATO Wouldn't Know The Taliban If It Walked Into Camp And Asked For One Hundred Grand.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Run time - 21:21
-Aung San Suu Kyi is released, pissed.
-The Government and the Opposition boringly agree on Afghanistan mission.
(Plus a special feature on Parliamentary Budget Officer Kevin Page. Badass!)
-The G20 Tells Itself to Fuck Off
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Run Time - 29:37
-California's Mystery Missile.
-Chinese "Wizard of Disguise" Greeted In Vancouver By Captive Audience
-Scientists Turn Skin Into Blood; God recoils.
-Burma's Best Shitty Election Yet.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Episode 15 - 9:56
Ian and Brian live-podcast the results of the Toronto mayoral election.
We promise not to talk about this election anymore. We promise this is different from last week when we promised not to talk about it anymore.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Episode 14- 29:59
Is this episode late because we took extra time to pack it with great mayor news? No!
-Conservative Calgary Elects Liberal Mayor
-Liberal Toronto To Elect Conservative Mayor
-Boring Edmonton Gets Bumped For Bieber
Monday, October 11, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
Episode 12 - 16:32
-Dead Baby News
-Stupid Baseball News
ITunes Subscribers: Episode 9.5 was incorrectly uploaded, as you probably noticed. We fixed the mistake and BEARS! can now bear heard on ITunes.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Episode 11 - 27:54
-Toronto elitists are anti gun and therefore pro crime.
-Oil companies refuse to pick up their toys in Gulf.
-Afghans vote in election; not all of them die.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Episode 10 - 20:55
-Ottawa may fund non-existent hockey team.
-Trapped Chilean miners prefer carbon monoxide to oxygen.
-When posting hate on the internet, what browser does Pastor Terry Jones use? Firefox.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Episode 9.5 - 6:15
-Bear gets stuck in jar
-Bear gets stuck in car
[Due to a wedding in a hurricane, this episode is not only late but a b-side. Did we learn to manage our time better? Hell no! We only learned that weddings are better in hurricanes. Try it sometime.]
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Episode 9 - 27:35
-Canadian Idol is destroying Canada, literally almost.
-Non-political Glenn Beck has non-political rally on non-political MLK anniversary.
-Harper uses endangered whales to protect endangered petroleum.
Question of the week:
What is name of Khurram Sher's terror cell musical act?
Monday, August 23, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
Episode 7.5 - 8:12
Brian and Ian couldn't get their act together on the biggest party weekend of the year (Scott Pilgrim vs The World premiere) and the podcast is not ready. However, we have a lovely b-side for you that was cut from last week's cast.
Texas inmate proven innocent after 27 years in prison; too angry to be released.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Episode 6 - 18:31
-Wikileaks Tells Us Things We Already Know
-Butch RCMP Officer Don't Like Being Yelled At
-Some Americans/Racists Are Angry That Muslims Live In New York City
Monday, July 26, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010
G20 post mortem.
The Queen does things!
And a new segment where we discuss things we don't know much about: Michael Ignatieff's summer plans and Poland's President who may have faked his own death.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Episode 1: The inaugural installment of The Puffin! This week Brian and Ian discuss the G20 Summit, happening next weekend mere blocks away in Toronto. Also discussed: possible terrorist incentives, Nick Clegg’s place in the Harry Potter canon, and why Roy Halladay deserves a spot at the G20 table.