-Aung San Suu Kyi is released, pissed. -The Government and the Opposition boringly agree on Afghanistan mission. (Plus a special feature on Parliamentary Budget Officer Kevin Page. Badass!) -The G20 Tells Itself to Fuck Off
-California's Mystery Missile. -Chinese "Wizard of Disguise" Greeted In Vancouver By Captive Audience -Scientists Turn Skin Into Blood; God recoils. -Burma's Best Shitty Election Yet.