Welcome to The Hiatus

I mean The Puffin.

Ian McIntyre is very talented. That is why The Second City has requested his talents for the next few months. We plan on doing some episodes via Skype which will be new and interesting. When that happens, we'll let you know. Cheers.

Episode 31 - Stephen Harper Is No Longer Boring

Runtime - 17:23

-Egypt's Democratic Revolution.
-Italian Prime Minister In Court.
-Stephen Harper Is No Longer Boring.

Question Of The Week: What will be Stephen Harper's other future/conditional campaign promise?

Retooling

The Puffin will be taking a break to retool and improve its content. Ian is going on a comedy boat next month and we're working on a system to continue casting while he out of the country. We'll probably be back in time for the election. I guess the government is doing some retooling of their own. That's when they remove the old tools and put in new ones. Hahaha. Oh man, that's so a joke my Dad would make.

Episode 30 - Stephen Harper Is Skynet

Runtime - 27:36

-Stephen Harper Is Skynet
-Canada Reduces Cancer Rates By Exporting The Cancer
-E-Book Company Wants Libraries To Have The Shiniest Data
-Col. Gaddafi Explains Everything He Knows About Women

Question Of The Week: If you were a tyrant, what would be your most unreasonable demand?

Episode 29 - Gaddafi Combines The Five Stages Of Grief Into One Marvelous Speech.

Runtime - 33:25

-Gaddafi Combines The Five Stages Of Grief Into One Marvelous Speech.
-More Canadians Are Convinced That Michael Ignatieff Touched Them Down There.
-President Obama Realizes He's The President And Stops Bad Things.

Question Of The Week: What country would have the most entertaining revolution?

Episode 28 - Minister Bev Oda admits her office only has one sheet of paper.

Runtime - 31:19

-Egyptian Military leaders retain power by avoiding the presidency.
-Minister Bev Oda admits her office only has one sheet of paper.
-Budget Officer Kevin Page shocks parliament by suggesting they be well informed.
-Russia fakes a landing on Mars and still doesn't find anything interesting.

Episode 27 - Man's Best Friend Turns Out To Be Man's Best Doctor.

Runtime - 29:09

Topics This Week:

-Stephen Harper Wants You To Touch His Jet.

-Forensic Pathologists Are Keeping Our Streets Safe, And On The Weekends, Paving Them.

-Man's Best Friend Turns Out To Be Man's Best Doctor.

-Canadian Intelligence Agents Know How To Look Good When Hiding In The Shadows.

Question of the Week: Other the current trend of their medical expertise, what other jobs will dogs soon perform?

Episode 26 - Tunisian refugees struggle for survival with only 12 servants

Runtime - 35:06

Topics This Week:

-A family of Tunisian refugees struggle for survival with only 12 servants.

-The Egyptian people realize there are more of them than Egyptian Presidents.

-The CRTC launches an all out war on the people who make funny political podcasts.

Question of the Week: In lieu of a Tunisia tiger (maybe) becoming a Canadian, what other living thing would Canadians like to have one of?

Episode 25 - "Fuze" Contains 100% of the Vitamins You Need, Forever

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-A New Poll Shows That Separatist Support Has Plummeted In The Quebec Trout Population

-Energy Drink "Fuze" Contains 100% of the Vitamins You Need, Forever

-Charity Shutdown Forces Doners To Look Elsewhere To Pretend To Help Children.

-Italian PM Proves The Best Way To Win Support Is To Have Sex With The Entire Country.

Episode 24 - New Conservative Attacks Ads

Runtime - 30:00

Topics This Week:

-Italian PM Burlosconi Has Good Taste In Underage Prostitutes

-Anglican Priests Disagree With The Female Leadership Style

-Quebec Mayor Is Literally In Bed With Local Business

-New Conservative Attacks Ads Poke At The Nation's Abandonment Issues

Also, check out our first Youtube Webisode

Episode 23 - Scientists Set The Stage For Civil Rights Dispute With Dolphins

Run Time - 26:16

This Week's Topics:

-Vancouver Vandalism Indicates Some People Might Be Homophobic.

-Larger Health Warnings On Cigarettes Will Test Smokers' Ability To Ignore Them

-Scientists Set The Stage For Civil Rights Disputes With Dolphins

-God Gave A Homeless Man The Gift Of A Great Radio Voice And A Life Destroying Drug Addiction So He Could Learn To Appreciate It